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Day 3 FAO Gossip

I think I saw Daniel going to a small room with Sebastian. I really hope they are practising for their dance performance.

It seems that the tie of Sebastian, the Chair of the FAO Council, was apparently too short…

“Sebastian and Lidia are such a beautiful couple. But Sebastian is supposed to be my chair, not hers …”

Dear FAO chairs, stop kidnapping ExCom members. The EXCOM of this MILMUN has wonderful ladies indeed! Can’t pick a favourite!

“Elissa of FAO, your smile is enchanting. You are beautiful.”

Delegate of Egypt in the FAO council, I really wish to swim in your eyes…

“FAO delegates….you guys should definitely work on your dancing skills! The Chairs should have given the example…next time perhaps”

The delegate of Argentina has been punished for wearing jeans, and had to declare his love to the delegate of Czech Republic and read a poem called ‘I love thee” in front of the rest of delegates and chairs.

Angola is so French he can’t say ‘environment’.

We think that Iceland and its voulcanos are so hot that are melting our glaciers

I was standing behind a door and I saw on the cellphone a picture of the delegate of Angola doing a duck face to the delegate of Argentina on Snapchat. I think they are probably going to have some fun in the men toilets.

I was standing behind Brazil and I saw a picture of Daniel “CENSORED” and I think they’re going to have ANOTHER PRIVATE UNMODERATED CAUCUS.

I was standing behind Bangladesh and I saw on the cellphone a video of Cuba singing a love song for him. I think they are probably going to “reach an agreement” on a cessation soon.

I was standing behind Morocco and I saw on the cell phone a picture of Kim Kardashian taking naked photos on snapchat. I think they are probably going to have sex.

I was standing behind Daniel and I saw on the cellphone a picture of under-SecGen doing nasty things on snapchat. I thing they are probably going to dance together at the gala tonight.

I was standing behind Daniel and I saw on a cell phone a picture of him doing sex with Brazil. I think they are probably going to get married.

I was standing behind Iceland and I saw a picture on his phone of Chile and Eritrea kissing on Snapchat… I think he wishes he could join.

I was standing behind Brasil and I saw a picture of Angola doing striptease. I think they are probably going to make peace.

I was standing behind Brazil and I saw on the cell phone a photo of Sebastian and Daniel naked. I think they are going to post it on Facebook.

I saw Angola glancing at Argentina. Be careful Angola, Czech Republic is going to be furious.

I would really like Argentina to moderate my CUSCUS… no MY CACTUS.. no my CASCUS… AAARGHH… He’s always with Czech Republic. -Brazil

I love Sebastian British accent! He seems a lord while speaking… Kind of sexy.

Argentina is so hot he doesn’t need either to wear a suit or to declaim a love poem… I offer myself to punish him next time… ;) xoxo <3

Chile is really cute. If I was a boy…

Why does Brazil waste time with silly questions and is not a good sportsmen? I think it wants to sabotage the FAO council.

Delegate of Poland, please say yes sometimes :)

Is is just me or does Sebastian look like an evil french antagonist in a play? (Maybe Sir Toby from Romeo and Juliet)

Why does Daniel have a strong American accent.

Why do Daniel’s sentences target Argentina.

Angola should consider to give up his career as diplomat/politician and devote himself totally to pole dance! He got good waves.

I think Afghanistan wants to put bang in Bangladesh.

I think I saw delegate of Italy going to and hotel room with delegate of Malasya

I think I saw Malasya going to wc with Republic of Korea

I think I saw Malaysia going to the bathroom with Italy what did the do together?

I think I saw a delegate of Israel going to passionately kiss a delegate of Afghanistan, however I would rather not to precise the councils.

I think I saw Argentina glancing each other with Philippines, but I hope they did not.

I think I saw Italy dancing in the corridor.

I think I saw Angola shopping women shoes for himself with Mali.

I think I saw Argentina going to the beach with Brazil. I really hope they have just been drinking a ‘caipirinha’.

I think I saw Iceland having fun hidden from everyone else.

As a delegate of Afghanistan in the FAO Council, I am well aware of having seen I think that Brazil is way too furious when talking. Its delegate wants everything to be done its own way.

As a delegate of the Czech Republic, I think I saw Daniel going to a gay bar with Sebastian. I really hope they are just friends or colleagues.

From the Press: I think you should stop doing this.

 

The usual suspect:

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