Category Archive: ICJ

And the winner is….ICJ!

The award in the category: “Best quotes” goes to the ICJ (which, by the way, is short for: International Crowd of Jokers). Congrats! By “best quotes” we mean “weirdest out-of-context one-liners that have nothing to do with the topic or what you are supposed to do”. Here they are, original and unadulterated.   Aliens are a weird thing …

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Girls, pirates and unicorns (aka Gossip Edition #2)

Alright, pretty people, we’re getting more gossips than we can publish at a time, so here goes the first round of quotes, mishaps and hilarious stories:   “I just want to have fun, but they won’t give me fun” – said the a girl who was moments earlier dragged away screaming by a guy in shorts. …

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BREAKING NEWS: Aliens have attacked the ICJ!!!

As if hadn’t been enough, getting reprimanded by a team of the Chronicle and Freddie Mercury from his grave, it now appears that the International Court of Justice is suddenly under attack from a mysterious group of extraterrestrials! Read on and enjoy our live, up-to-date, original, cutting-edge, in-depth, extraordinary and definitely not satirical report of the …

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Is this the real life? No, it’s the ICJ.

  Official lyrics of the Legalian Rhapsody:   Is this the real life? No, it’s ICJ. Caught in discussion, no escape from legality.   Open your eyes, Look up to the chairs and see, If you’re good judges, you need controversy, because you’re way too nice, way to harsh, little loud, little slow, anything your …

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